Assessment catalog

Available modules

Each module is ten items. There is no time limit, no passing score, and no record of your attempt is retained anywhere. Your certificate ID encodes your answers and nothing else.

  • Module 1 cover. Exhibit 1-A: Ice, two tons, suspended. No numbered standard names it.

    Federal Workplace Safety Assessment

    Module 1 of 7 · Annual Occupational Safety Recertification

    A ten-question certification covering federal occupational safety and health law, from the sentence with no number in it to the numbers underneath it that disagree with each other. Completion is required for your personnel file.

  • Module 2 cover. Exhibit 2-A: One coin, diminished.

    Federal Penalty Ladder Assessment

    Module 2 of 7 · Cross-Agency Sentencing Audit

    A ten-item assessment of which federal offense actually carries the harsher penalty. Every ranking rests on the statutory maximum term of imprisonment, not on how serious the offense sounds. Completion is mandatory.

  • Module 3 cover. Exhibit 3-A: Photograph of a cat, framed. Expression: smug. Not a protected characteristic.

    Workplace Conduct Assessment

    Module 3 of 7 · Annual Compliance Requirement

    A ten-item assessment of your ability to apply federal harassment and discrimination standards to workplace conduct. Completion is mandatory.

  • Module 4 cover. Exhibit 4-A: One upright, struck on the way down.

    NFL Playing Rules Assessment

    Module 4 of 7 · Officiating Standards Annual Certification

    A working-knowledge assessment of the Official Playing Rules of the National Football League, current edition. Completion is required of any personnel who has ever, at any volume, disagreed with a referee.

  • Module 5 cover. Exhibit 5-A: One rock, with deposits. Federal since 1856.

    Criminal Jurisdiction Assessment

    Module 5 of 7 · Sovereign Boundaries Compliance Training

    A ten-item assessment of your ability to identify which government may prosecute a given act, and in which courthouse. Completion is mandatory before advancement to Module 6.

  • Module 6 cover. Exhibit 14: Wheel of cheese, forty pounds. Read aloud; not sent to the jury room.

    Federal Rules of Evidence Assessment

    Module 6 of 7 · Litigation Readiness Recertification

    A ten-item assessment of your ability to apply the Federal Rules of Evidence to courtroom testimony, exhibits, and objections. Completion is mandatory.

  • Module 7 cover. Exhibit 7-A: One turkey, frozen. Excludable. The gift card is not.

    Federal Income Tax Assessment

    Module 7 of 7 · Annual Compliance Requirement

    A review of what the Internal Revenue Code recognizes as income, what it allows as a deduction, and how rarely either determination lines up with what a reasonable person would guess. Completion is required to remain in good standing with the withholding system.